| You Are a Minimal Christmas Tree |
 You're not a total Scrooge, but you feel no need to go overboard at Christmas. Less is more, and your Christmas reflects refined quality. |
| For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you: |
 Twelve punk rockers drumming Eleven christmas trees a-twinkling Ten midgets a-leaping Nine ladies waltzing Eight cows a-milking Seven eggnogs a-intoxicating Six puppies a-barking Five Golden Girls Four calling prank callers Three French tourists Two bottles of whiskey And a crazy homeless person in an apple tree |
| You Were Nice This Year! |
 You're an uber-perfect person who is on the top of Santa's list. You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year. Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good. Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart for 365 days straight? |
| Your Christmas is Most Like: Miracle on 34th Street |
 Sweet and caring, Christmas is about helping for you. While Santa may not exist, you try to share his spirit. |
| Your Christmas Song Is |
 Oh the weather outside is frightful But the fire is so delightful And since we've no place to go Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Forget a new iPod or laptop... What you want Christmas morning is a winter wonderland. |
